it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to
(via sighcasm)
what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this
i shaved for this
i put a bra on for you.
i got off tumblr for you
i am wearing real pants
I went outside
i got out of bed
i woke up
(Source: zackisontumblr, via sighcasm)
stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat
(Source: easternbabe, via sighcasm)
